What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 03:34
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
What would TERFs do if there weren't such a thing as being transgender? Who would be their target?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Thumbs down again.
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?